The FIFA World Cup is
here with us again after four years of waiting . It comes with huge
expectations for the drama lovers, the analysts among many others. Here though
are a few things that could go wrong and right during this football festival in
Brazil.
[ Please note that the below is
satirical, and just a bit of fun...]
Neymar dives and Playacts replacing Rivaldo As
Brazil's greatest ever actor.
Neymar Da Silva Santos
Junior, the 22 year old Brazilian wonder kid is expected to light up this World
Cup with his skills, flicks and "tricks". He is also expected to lead
the host nation to the title with all he's got and boy are we going to see him
at his best. He is also expected to replace Rivaldo as Brazil's best World Cup
Actor.
Boring
This World Cup may be
one of the most boring ones in recent memory. There's no Zlatan Ibrahimovic
with his antics and explosive goals, Diego Maradona (Veronica, His Translator
etc) with his interesting press conferences. Also the injuries that hit Ribery,
Reus, Falcao, and those threatening to keep Suarez, Ronaldo, Arturo Vidal,
Diego Costa among many others are threatening to make this world cup a dour
spectacle. But there's the ever vibrant Balotelli to entertain us if things get
extremely boring.
The "Duelelà Distance" between
Ronaldo vs Messi
One of the greatest individual rivalries in modern day football is continued in
Brazil. Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo slug it out albeit in different
games (That is if Ronaldo recovers in time. Curse You Kwaku Bonsam).
Should
our wishes be granted, two things could happen
They both
score and reach the final but get injured in the process.
Then again, they both don't
score at all no matter how hard they try or cause others to be sent off and
become an international disgrace.
England
The
Three Lions or The Circus Of World Cup Football. Anything and everything seems
to happen to them.
Let's
hope there's no revolt this time round during which there's no actual
revolution. Or Should We?
In
the case of an early exit, please at least be good during the entire duration
of the tournament. PLEASE! Or, They would be knocked out on penalties. Or
Suarez would recover in time and score the goal that knocks England out ?!!!
Drama and Confusion all around.
A New Champion ?
By the Semi final, it is
safe to say that a host of the big names would be participating in the world
cup behind their screens. A surprise winner? (Honduras, Russia, Ghana, Japan
??? A neutral's Dream.
Another French Revolution Or Viva La
France
The
French! Always on hand to provide us with some entertaining football or Would
Patrice Evra and Co. put up some utterly gut
wrenching performances while fighting their coaches. Also, who gets
and early ticket home to wait for the others return from another disgrace in
Latin America? #IntercontinentalDisgrace
Samuel Eto'o and Taunts Jose Mourinho some more "Old
man - Fool Banter" whenever He Scores
The
mini war of words going on between Samuel Eto'o and Jose Mourinho could go on
into Brazil! Expect to see Eto'o score, run to the corner flag, bend over and
celebrate like the old man his former boss calls him allowing him to
continue the feud with Mr. Mourinho during a press conference.
Let
It Go Samuel.
Wayne Rooney finally scores a World Cup Goal
but is credited to the Goalkeeper as an Own goal.
Wayne Rooney comes
to Brazil on the back of a horrible world cup scoring record expecting to break
his scoring duck . he will eventually score against Costa Rica but the goal
would be given to Keylor Navas as an own goal leading to Wazza's retirement
from international football.
A
Graham “Poll” is taken
A player is booked four times before being sent off
by the referee. A Poll taken to evaluate the event agrees that was the right
call ... (everyone deserves a second chance, a third and a fourth).
With all these and so much more happening or not
happening, Brazil 2014 promises to be unlike no other or just like the others.
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