All these are just satirical and just for laughs
1.Robben Declares He's the best player to have played in a UCL final
After heartbreak in 2010 and 2012, Arjen Robben declares "I was made to headline finals and I'm the best to play in a final ever!" he goes on to call out Iker Casillas who is somewhere in Spain celebrating the impending departure of Jose Mourinho with Sergio Ramos, Iniesta and Xavi and also Petr Cech with the aim of redeeming his image against them.
2. Mario Götze and Robert Lewandowski claim their winners' medals in the tunnel from Jupp Heynckes and a smiling Götze is heard muttering , " this is why I signed up for them" and Lewandowski also claiming, I had to miss to gain a place in next season's squad.
3. Pep Guardiola is seen in Barcelona telling Messi, " I don't need you anymore .. I've got Robben" but is forced to eat his words when Robben misses great chances against Chelsea in the Super Cup and Bayern Lose the game .
4. Jurgen Klopp is attacked by Two men in Red and loses his arse only for FC Bayern supremos Uli Hoeness and Karl Heinze Rummenigge to unveil a new exhibit in the FC Bayern Munich Museum on Monday.
5. Dortmund supremo Watzke backtracks on his words and starts poaching stars such as Julian Draxler and Luuk De Jong both from rivals Schalke and Moenchengladbach respectively and declares during their unveiling that 'Bayern did it , so can we' to the dismay of Schalke and Moenchengladbach fans
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